75% off gems

As you may or may not know, I am a 33 12 year old girl, who loves all things unicorns, horses and stickers. Basically you can seat me in front of a Lisa Frank binder and I will be amused for hours. As a kid, one of my favorite parts of back to school shopping was picking out my new Lisa Frank binder (usually of a unicorn riding a rainbow) from Eckerds. Anyway, back to the point. I recently found these magnetic locker balms at my last trip to Walmart. They were 75% off from xmas. Naturally I bought them. I bought them not even realizing they were magnetic. WTF? That is truly a miracle. When I opened them at home I could not get them to stick to anything - but I wasn't even really mad b/c they still smelled like laffy taffy, jolly rancher, fun dip and nerds. That alone is cool enough for me. When I got to work today I thought to myself... "hey this crap should really stick to crap if it says it should" So i tried again.... and lo and behold I got some nerds and fun dip stuck to the metal part of my desk. This ridiculous display will surely make my new bosses at work realize they truly made the right decision in bringing me on the team.